Bananas are good.

lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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colorfuloddity:

firemen:

firemen:

British people are just now becoming scene and it’s so funny

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I’m never getting over how Britain is consistently 5-10 years behind the US in fashion trends like remember 2007 shows featuring bell bottom jeans and crop tops and 90s hair

remember Rose Tyler

taco-bell-rey:

Trying to turn in an art project and your teacher says “it’s not done”

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officialunitedstates:

[me in 1773, tossing the tea off the ships] i am only here because tea tastes really bad.  i know basic economics and if supply goes down the prices will increase and less people will be able to buy it.  i am strongly anti-tea.  i hope a war does not start because of this

I'm glad everything is just a big joke to you
Anonymous

officialunitedstates:

lenkagamines:

officialunitedstates:

is something serious happening that im not commenting on so everyone is aware im taking it very seriously? my bad i am very concerned about the ebola outbreak in the us.  i am washing my hands a little longer and drinking a little bit more water.  thanks

Actually you’ll be pleased to hear there’s no ebola outbreak in the United States. You’re thinking of a region in west Africa, in countries surrounding (but not limited to) Guinea and Nigeria. Two ebola patients were flown into the United States, however, and successfully cured with a medication that ordinarily has an incredibly low success rate (I’ve been told it’s around 30%).

thats what they want you to think so you dont panic.  but thats none of my business

baby: m... m...
mom: mama?
baby: mama...
mom: thank god it's not that meme
baby: just killed a man

ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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chokoraitodisuko:

accepting her fate

chokoraitodisuko:

accepting her fate

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

Its a horrible thing to say a group of people should be destroyed Hate+hate=more hate
Anonymous

officialunitedstates:

i dont know what this is about but i took a few maths so i know that hate + hate = 2(hate).  matter is neither created nor destroyed.  the hate does not increase.  thanks

bombing:

it’s me, FeministHatingBrony87, back with another movie review. this week i’m going to be talking about why Disneys Planes needed less female characters and more horses. i know i promised in my last video that my next video would be less than 45 minutes but i just had a lot to say. anyway let’s get started

I feel like I’m the only person who hates when it rains, also who prefers hot over cold weather

alienpapacy:

initiating MAXIMUM OVERBIRD

alienpapacy:

initiating MAXIMUM OVERBIRD